This would be nearly perfect is the authleft bit wasn’t so week and esoteric compared to the other three. Tankies really dragging everyone down smh
You could say “everything is imperialism except actual imperialism, which is fine” or “everything is oppression of the masses except actual oppression of the masses, which is fine”, “everything is exploitation of workers except actual exploitation of workers, which is fine”, or “everything is alienating except this grey concrete and asbestos hellscape creating environmental pollution to make a product nobody needs, just to fill a quota, which is fine”
Revisionism is still the funniest one
Please look at this Mesopotamian cylinder seal of a guy chasing two ostriches
(Middle Assyrian, photo taken in the JP Morgan Library)









